Things I've Heard or Said Today

"Don't lick the milk off your tray."

"Why is there a pull up in your copier?"

"Wow, 2010 is supposed to be the year I find true love!" Response - "Did they clarify? Love from a puppy or love from a man?"

"Sweet! I have chocolate on my desk, but the kids are being so great today I won't need to eat it!" 15 minutes later - "Do you have any more chocolate?"

"Don't step in that pee puddle!"

"Did you make the pee puddle?"

"The water fountain is not a shower."

"We don't pee on our friends."

"I told him no, no, no, but he just said yes, yes, yes."

"We can't go outside without our clothes on."

This is why I love my job. :)